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Missed opportunities…

So the Ambiguously Gendered Cashier in our local natural foods store was making small talk as he* rang up my lunch, and he asked me if I watched the Superbowl this weekend. I was this close to telling him no, that I preferred my homoeroticism as text, not subtext, but I couldn’t quite do it.

Oh well. There’s always next time.

*he: black cardigan w/ white Oxford shirt, tenor voice, longish blond hair pulled loosely back, ‘sexy librarian’ glasses; me: black “<geek>” t-shirt, black hoodie, cut-off woodland BDUs, Chucks, and a days worth of stubble.

4 Responses to “Missed opportunities…”

  1. Carnacki Says:

    “me: black “<geek>” t-shirt, black hoodie, cut-off woodland BDUs, Chucks, and a days worth of stubble”

    Not that I’m judging, but are all your T-shirts black? Mine were but I recently branched out into gray, which to me counts as colorful. I did have a cool dark brown AC/DC T-shirt, but my oldest daughter stole it to use as a nightgown and I never got it back.

  2. protected static Says:

    Not all black – I have a couple gray ones, and even a couple in red. But the vast preponderance is black.

  3. Doug Says:

    Oh, that was good. So THAT’S why I hate football — I’m homophobic!!!

  4. protected static Says:

    To paraphrase one of my favorite t-shirts: nothing wrong with that that a good fist up the ass won’t fix. :-)

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