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		<title>By: protected static</title>
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		<dc:creator>protected static</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doesn&#039;t it, though? </description>
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Catching up on your blog . . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Sweet Jesus Haploid Christ&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I always wondered about the H. It makes so much sense now! </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Catching up on your blog . . .</p>
<p>&lt;blockquote&gt;Sweet Jesus Haploid Christ&lt;/blockquote&gt;</p>
<p> I always wondered about the H. It makes so much sense now!</p>
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		<title>By: protected static</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doesn&#039;t it, though?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doesn&#8217;t it, though?</p>
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Catching up on your blog . . .

&lt;blockquote&gt;Sweet Jesus Haploid Christ&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I always wondered about the H. It makes so much sense now!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Catching up on your blog . . .</p>
<blockquote><p>Sweet Jesus Haploid Christ</p></blockquote>
<p>I always wondered about the H. It makes so much sense now!</p>
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		<title>By: protected static</title>
		<link>http://blog.protectedstatic.com/?p=753&#038;cpage=1#comment-6112</link>
		<dc:creator>protected static</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s pretty damn funny. I&#039;m &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; glad that our yard is too small for a trampoline, otherwise I could easily see us having a similar conversation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Tells: every parent&#039;s secret weapon...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jesus - let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I think that&#039;s considered a feature, not a bug. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#039;s pretty damn funny. I&#039;m &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; glad that our yard is too small for a trampoline, otherwise I could easily see us having a similar conversation.</p>
<p>&lt;blockquote&gt;Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.&lt;/blockquote&gt;</p>
<p> Tells: every parent&#039;s secret weapon&#8230;</p>
<p>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jesus &#8211; let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</p>
<p> I think that&#039;s considered a feature, not a bug.</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a conversation like that two weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; After I moved the trampoline against the side of the house - to mow - Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;No.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; But Dad ..&lt;br /&gt;&quot;No.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; Reese did it last summer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Reese is his older brother.  Reese is 28 and in the Army.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Reese jumped from the roof to the trampoline?&quot;&lt;br /&gt; Yes.  He went up there to get the ball ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jesus - let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;When you&#039;re a) 18 and b) paying your own medical, then you can do it.&quot;&lt;br /&gt; Ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; He won&#039;t jump.  But he also has a pretty long memory and &#039;18&#039; is only 6 years away . . . </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a conversation like that two weeks ago.</p>
<p> After I moved the trampoline against the side of the house &#8211; to mow &#8211; Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.</p>
<p>&quot;No.&quot;<br /> But Dad ..<br />&quot;No.&quot;<br /> Reese did it last summer.</p>
<p>&lt;i&gt;Reese is his older brother.  Reese is 28 and in the Army.&lt;/i&gt;</p>
<p>&quot;Reese jumped from the roof to the trampoline?&quot;<br /> Yes.  He went up there to get the ball &#8230;</p>
<p>&lt;i&gt;Jesus &#8211; let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.&lt;/i&gt;</p>
<p>&quot;When you&#039;re a) 18 and b) paying your own medical, then you can do it.&quot;<br /> Ok.</p>
<p> He won&#039;t jump.  But he also has a pretty long memory and &#039;18&#039; is only 6 years away . . .</p>
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		<title>By: protected static</title>
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		<dc:creator>protected static</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s pretty damn funny. I&#039;m &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; glad that our yard is too small for a trampoline, otherwise I could easily see us having a similar conversation.

&lt;blockquote&gt;Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

Tells: every parent&#039;s secret weapon...

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jesus - let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

I think that&#039;s considered a feature, not a bug.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s pretty damn funny. I&#8217;m <em>so</em> glad that our yard is too small for a trampoline, otherwise I could easily see us having a similar conversation.</p>
<blockquote><p>Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.</p></blockquote>
<p>Tells: every parent&#8217;s secret weapon&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><i>Jesus &#8211; let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.</i></p></blockquote>
<p>I think that&#8217;s considered a feature, not a bug.</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a conversation like that two weeks ago.

After I moved the trampoline against the side of the house - to mow - Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.

&quot;No.&quot;
But Dad ..
&quot;No.&quot;
Reese did it last summer.

&lt;i&gt;Reese is his older brother.  Reese is 28 and in the Army.&lt;/i&gt;

&quot;Reese jumped from the roof to the trampoline?&quot;
Yes.  He went up there to get the ball ...

&lt;i&gt;Jesus - let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.&lt;/i&gt;

&quot;When you&#039;re a) 18 and b) paying your own medical, then you can do it.&quot;
Ok.

He won&#039;t jump.  But he also has a pretty long memory and &#039;18&#039; is only 6 years away . . .</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a conversation like that two weeks ago.</p>
<p>After I moved the trampoline against the side of the house &#8211; to mow &#8211; Older Monkey was looking at the roof above the trampoline with a gleam in his eye.</p>
<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<br />
But Dad ..<br />
&#8220;No.&#8221;<br />
Reese did it last summer.</p>
<p><i>Reese is his older brother.  Reese is 28 and in the Army.</i></p>
<p>&#8220;Reese jumped from the roof to the trampoline?&#8221;<br />
Yes.  He went up there to get the ball &#8230;</p>
<p><i>Jesus &#8211; let a guy jump out of an airplane for a living and they get all cocky.</i></p>
<p>&#8220;When you&#8217;re a) 18 and b) paying your own medical, then you can do it.&#8221;<br />
Ok.</p>
<p>He won&#8217;t jump.  But he also has a pretty long memory and &#8216;18&#8242; is only 6 years away . . .</p>
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